Not Dead Just Decomposing T-Shirt | Unisex

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New Not Dead Just Decomposing T-Shirt

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If you’re feeling like you’ve had better days but still kicking (sort of), the Not Dead Just Decomposing T-Shirt is your new mantra. Featuring a hilariously deadpan zombie with wild hair and a clueless expression, this tee is perfect for those days when you feel less like the walking dead and more like the *dragging* dead. With a red sun setting in the background, this shirt screams, “Yes, I’m falling apart—but still here!”

The bold, cartoonish design of the zombie, with its oversized eyes and decaying skin, adds a fun twist to the apocalypse. The navy blue fabric serves as the perfect backdrop for the bright, contrasting colors of the artwork and the slogan underneath. And let’s be real, the phrase “Not Dead, Just Decomposing” perfectly sums up how we all feel on a Monday morning, or after a weekend of bad decisions.

This tee isn’t just a killer addition to your collection; it’s also an ideal gift for that friend who has a wicked sense of humor, or the one who’s always a little late but never quite down for the count. It’s sarcastic, it’s relatable, and it’s perfect for any zombie lover or fan of dark humor.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner decomposer while staying totally cool, grab the Not Dead Just Decomposing T-Shirt. It’s the perfect way to show the world you’re hanging in there… just barely.

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